Thursday, December 16, 2010


Another Bing Crosby Collection




I'd assume someone at Universal's Home Video division likes Bing Crosby for numerous pics of his they've released on DVD. Will he sell? Again, you'd have to figure yes, unless U's impulse to pay tribute supersedes fiscal judgment. A latest batch contains six --- five of which are new to disc. Beyond value of covering Crosby's progress from near start in films toward a late forties' peak, these are valued guides to Paramount's evolvement as well, Bing having been there exclusively (save a few outside) for almost a century's quarter. To start from College Humor and finish with Welcome, Stranger (I went backwards) is fun for seeing Crosby learn on his job, and observing how Paramount tweaked the formula as they went. Do you suppose Elvis handlers consulted old Crosby vehicles when time came to launch Presley in films? There are surely things in common. Both traded in song, girls, and dumb comedy, with Bing at beginnings only slightly better served. To get bearings took time. Variety spotted Crosby's "pale face makeup" in College Humor and hoped Paramount would give him a new paint job next time out. A BC complication lay in fact he was past boyish from the go, thus casting as a student among college humorists was out. Jack Oakie was the same age, and Dick Arlen older by three years, yet both essayed pupils to Bing's crooning professor. Did Crosby project an old soul from beginnings on?







Crosby's romance was in his voice. Otherwise, he was a wee tubby with thinning hair and bat ears, good things in a long run that separated him from dullish leading men who'd not have known how to manufacture good will from offbeat physicality. Bing wasn't long joking about much of this (partner Bob Hope certainly would), and part of Crosby's charm was his knowing we knew how unfitted he was to standard girl-boy issue. For a while though, attempts were made, awkwardly so for occasions before the singer/neophyte actor understood fully where strengths lay. Quarrel scenes with romantic counterparts sometimes found Crosby a little too quarrelsome --- unflappable Bing to come would never have administered caveman stuff as he does with Carole Lombard in We're Not Dressing and Joan Bennett in Mississippi. It unnerves me to see him fly mad, almost like here's the guy after camera lights go down and it's not pretty. The always easy-going Crosby that evolved may have been guard against darker temperament beneath. Come to think of it, Elvis had similar danger when riled, one reason he was particularly good with fight scenes. Early Crosby surprises for how often he slugged things out in otherwise benign vehicles. Donnybrooks during Mississippi and Sing You Sinners would give Bob Steele and Ken Maynard cause for pause.


























College must have seemed an unattainable paradise in 1933, based on what a depression public saw in theatres. Football games, petting parties, co-eds in scanties leaning out dorm windows ... how many in real life experienced that? (under ten percent of high school graduates were then going on to higher education). Attendance was exclusive to a privileged class, like idle rich stirring cocktails in screwball comedies, only this was youth on what appeared a four year spree. College settings were exotic as Arabian nights so long as few knew the real thing ... it would take a post-war GI Bill widening enrollments to demystify this sub-genre. You get impression watching College Humor that its writers never got within whiffing distance of ivy walls, having instead boned up on earlier pep rallies like Good News and The Plastic Age. Professor Bing violates twenty-first century edict by romancing a student, indulgence that today would land him in disgrace, if not jail. Fraternity hazing as administered by brutish Joe Sawyer upon likeable Jack Oakie was a scene disturbing enough for me to forward past. George Burns and Gracie Allen are in for less time than we'd like, only five or so minutes I wish had been expanded. Maybe it was originally, for all of College Humor looks jerry-built and obviously hacked from at least a reel longer (... cut to a series of disconnected ribbons, said Variety). Publicity stills like ones above suggest content saucier than what College Humor delivers. Did anticipation of censorship's rising tide cause Paramount to pull in horns?















































We're Not Dressing and Here Is My Heart are two of a silly kind. Crosby's a radio crooner in the latter who's made millions at his work. Did wage-earning Bing get the disconnect there? Boo-boo'ing was lucrative, but not to extent suggested here (that would come later, and spectacularly, for BC). His character goes incognito to woo a princess coldly enacted by Kitty Carlisle. The Crosbys were by 1934 getting a blueprint down. Most were only as good as songs they introduced, and luckily tunes caught on. Sheet music moved fast as tickets to Here Is My Heart and kin. Pleasing names in support could make a difference. We're Not Dressing lucked into an ensemble rare to such thin wafers. Carole Lombard is Crosby's amour, plus there's Ethel Merman, Burns and Allen, Leon Errol, and youthful Ray Milland. A bear on roller skates augments a cluster of crooning to make such folly sustainable. Here's what differed Crosbys from Elvis shows a generation later. Bing's following knew they'd come away with at least one song to whistle, whereas Presley could go multiple rounds without charting any off a movie soundtrack. A better Crosby from the 30's group was Sing You Sinners, wherein musical support comes by less typical way of Fred MacMurray and adolescent Donald O'Connor. That trio in performance ranks among singing/dancing highlights of a decade at Paramount, and I'm almost surprised they weren't re-teamed at some point afterward.










































Welcome, Stranger jumps nearly a decade and shows how expertly Crosby honed his act by 1947. There was Going My Way in between, his biggest hit so far and such a personal triumph as to crown Crosby Most Valued Player at Paramount (he was routinely billed over Hope in Road pairings). What Bing gained beyond #1 status was rapport with other actors so relaxed you'd think he was visiting sets rather than working on them. The "one of us" ID all performers seek from their public had its fullest expression via maturing Crosby, and Welcome, Stranger was another he'd nail perfect. Everything you like seeing Bing do, he does here. Stranger borrows what pleased best about Going My Way (and follow-up The Bells Of St. Mary's) with collars turned frontward this time and small town appeal broad beyond priestly environs that forbade romance for Crosby's character. Hayrides, square dances, and picket-fence values call up pleasant memory of Will Rogers and a middle America he presided over. Bing Crosby feels very much like Will's successor in Welcome, Stranger, dispensing pills and common sense with song, an act lots tougher to put over in a gone-cynical postwar market. Would Bing have clicked even better against Americana backgrounds rather than showbiz ones? We forget how bound he was to entertainer roles, with drama, comedy, whatever, played out on varied backstages. Welcome, Stranger is a plain-folks alternative that I'll bet was a favorite Crosby for a lot of patrons then. For sure, it's one of mine.